10 things I hear as a 2 handed bowler

April 27, 2014 | 1 comments

10: You’re bowlng funny. – (That’s because i am funny)

9: You’re bowling illegally!! – (Shhh, don’t tell anyone)

8: Do you put your fingers in the holes? – (Yes, just my pinky and my thumb)

7: Is that how they bowl ‘down under’? – (Only on Sundays)

6: Do you golf 1 handed? – (Only on the Wii)

5: Hey, your logo on your back looks like a bug. – (Is that why people keep smacking me on the back then saying sorry)

4: kids bowl with 2 hands, men bowl with 1 –  (I hope i always am a little kid on the inside)

3: Do the pro’s like your style – (Umm, NO. For many reasons.)

2: What ball works best for a 2 handed bowler – (Anything with a Storm or Roto Grip logo…..im serious about that)

1: Your back will break and force you into a wheel chair by the age of 30 because of how you bowl – (Well im 28 now and have ZERO injuries or pains in my back, legs, arms, wrists or fingers or anywhere else. If im going to break, it wont be when i turn 30)

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    Chris E

    September 23, 2015

    Do you bowl with a lighter than, or heavier than normal ball because you're the two hands man?

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